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It's been a little longer than Obadiah might have liked since Milliways's last appearance - long enough that the bites on his neck have healed over with shining new scar tissue. They can be mostly hidden with a carefully arranged collar, and he does that during the day, especially at work. His disappearance created enough gossip as it was. No need to provide fresh material.

He's not doing that now, though. He's loosened his tie and tugged down his collar, because here there are certain parties whose reactions he's very interested in.

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—That. That was awful. Laugh-or-punch-him awful.

After a shocked moment, Howard laughs.

"I see your sense of humour hasn't improved," he says, setting his depleted bottle down on a convenient side table and leaning forward to clap Obadiah on the shoulder.

Which brings something else to his attention.

"What in God's name—?" Bite marks. On his neck. "Jesus, Obadiah, when did you get bit by a vampire?"

Of course. Even Tony at fourteen was better at knowing a nasty barb when he heard one than Howard ever was.

Is.

Obadiah is slightly surprised that Howard even noticed the scars. He reaches up to touch them. The ridged, pocked skin still feel strange under his fingertips. (The memories that accompany are more unpleasant than he'd like.)

"A few weeks ago," he says. "Pissed off the wrong undead asshole. Turns out they're not very good at amicably ending alliances."

"God, I'm sorry."

Not something the living Howard Stark was ever that big on saying.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine," Obadiah says dismissively. "Got rescued just in the nick -"

Hmm. Of course. Howard doesn't know about Sherlock, does he?

He files that away for later.

"- of time."

He raises his eyebrows a little.

"You're certainly interested in my well-being all of a sudden."

"I've always been interested in your well-being, Obadiah. You're the best friend I ever had."

He sighs.

"How's the company? Nobody's been giving you too much shit, have they?"

Could have fooled me, he doesn't say.

"Company's fine," he says instead. "There was a little difficulty after you died, but nothing I couldn't handle. I was always the businessman, anyway. The only thing I haven't missed is trying to drag you to meetings."

"Meetings are boring," he says with that old familiar grin. "God save me from meetings. Give me a bottle of Jack and a drafting pen any day."

Obadiah shakes his head a little.

"See," he says, "if it had been me, the company would have gone under within a year."

(There's a slight edge to his voice, despite the way he smiles. He can't quite seem to contain it.)

He looks wry.

"I know."

Another surprise. This time he deliberately exaggerates his expression into one of shock.

"Careful, Howard, I'm starting to think being dead suits you."

Howard gestures expressively at himself, taking in the unwashed clothes and the unshaved chin and the nth beer of the day.

"I've had damn little to do other than drink and feel sorry for myself."

"I hear there's a brothel upstairs."

He's never used it.

(He also hears that the security is good, better than it is down here.)

He looks wry again.

"Haven't really felt like it."

"My god," Obadiah says, "you really are having a hard time with this, aren't you?"

(He can -

No.)

"I really am," Howard admits.

"Poor Howard."

(That edge is back in his voice again.

Which Howard is this? Whose world?

Does it matter? He's dead.)

This time, he catches it, and gives Obadiah a questioning look.

He's dead, and there's no reason to pretend -

And at least two people who can tell him the truth. And will, if they run into him.

And - why not be honest with himself? - he's fucking fantasized about the look on Howard's face if he ever found out.

Obadiah leans back casually, stopping a passing waitrat to order a drink. As he does so, he says,

"Do you remember that night I asked you how you'd go about causing a car wreck without anyone noticing?"

He doesn't.

And then he does.

And then he sees it all unfolding in his head, the conversation overlaid with the reality—you'd need just the right spot—

(flare of headlights on asphalt turned to blackness)

—out of the way, where no one would look until you were finished—

(the wheel spinning one way in his hands, the world spinning another)

—a steep incline next to the road, above or below it, the work is the same either way—

(couldn't see her, couldn't see anything, but he could hear her scream)

—you've got such a morbid sense of humour sometimes, Obadiah, I swear.

"...Jesus," he says, his voice tight, his hands white-knuckled and shaking on the arms of his chair. "Jesus Christ, Stane."

Obadiah watches him think, watches as it all comes together in Howard's mind, watches Howard's expression shift as he realizes that his best friend in the world wasn't.

"You should have listened to me a little more often, Howard," he says softly.

"Obviously not," he snaps. "I thought it was me, you bastard I thought it was me!"

One more connection flickers into his mind, and he snatches up his previously forgotten beer bottle and takes a swing at Obadiah's head.

It isn't exactly the reaction Obadiah had been expecting, but he's not the one who's been spending who knows how long drinking and not sleeping. He's just enough faster than Howard to get an arm up and block the blow.

"It was you, Howard!" he snaps, trying to grab for the bottle. "You think I wanted to do it? I gave you every chance! More than you deserved!"

Undeterred, he pulls back and tries again. He is no faster the second time.

"Fuck you. I don't care what you thought you wanted! I trusted you and you murdered me!"

James has been on duty all of fifteen seconds when the shouting starts. He's still pinning on his badge as he runs to intervene.

He gets there in time to stop the second blow, pulling the bottle out of Howard's hand and twisting his arm behind his back (firmly, but not roughly) as he yanks the man back and up to his feet.

"Hi!" he says brightly. "You boys care to join me in the security office to finish this little chat?"

Howard growls, but he doesn't struggle particularly hard. Not like someone who's desperate to finish what he started.